Monday, July 18, 2005

A Shining Example of Inpenetrable Moral Superiority

Ken Mehlman, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, said that the "angry left" -- including (repeatedly) John Kerry, Hilary Rodham Clinton and Howard Dean -- is launching a smear campaign against Karl Rove and they owe him an apology. (Mehlman has become good at the idea of apologies, admitting that his party -- the party of Abe Lincoln -- played racial politics in 1968 to use it as a wedge issue with Southern voters.)

Claiming someone is launching a smear campaign against Karl Rove is like accusing someone of saying something inappropriate about Eminem.

It's not like Rove has done anything to earn a reputation for being unethical, is there? Oh wait theres...

  • ...the time he broke into the office of Illinois State Treasurer hopeful Alan Dixon in 1970, stole campaign stationery, and created fraudulent invitations promising "free beer, free food, girls, and a good time." Oh, but that was just a prank.(Read)

  • ...the time during the 1986 Texas governor's race when he claimed (with no proof) that his office had been bugged. No proof was ever discovered.

  • ...the time around the 2000 Republican primaries where he accused John McCain of having a black child out of wedlock (Read here, here or here, or even here) (it was actually his adopted daughter from Bangladesh, and of course the Bush camp denies it).

  • ...the time he accused McCain's wife Cindy of being a drug addict (Read)

  • ...when he publicly questioned McCain's "war hero" status (Read) (and remember, these are fellow Republicans!)

  • ...that time he was actually fired by the campaign of Dubya's daddy, George H.W. Bush, in 1992 for leaking key information to (guess who) Robert Novak about some Texas Republicans. Read here and here)

  • ...that time in March of 2001 where he, while a member of the Bush White House, successfully facilitated a merger between Intel and a Dutch company. Coincidentally, he had $100,000 in Intel stock at the time. (Read here or here.)

  • ...way back when Enron was still a working company, and Rove (holding between $100,000 and $250,000 in Enron stock), was helping the Bush White House create energy policy. (Read here here or Congressional Records, here.) Probably no conflict of interest there...

  • ...when he said that "Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers," (Read) even though the entire U.S. Senate unanimously (Note: that includes Democrats too) agreed to using force (Read).

Luckily, Bush has changed his mind about whoever could have leaked the information. Instead of firing anyone who leaked any information, now he will wait to see if anyone broke the law by leaking information. Whew, wouldn't want to make a decision without having all the facts or thinking it through, woulda ya, W?

With a record of integrity and honesty that spartan, how could anyone question this man's words at face value? Anyone who would question this public servant's commitment to the truth is a traitor and should be sent back to whatever country they came from. Mr. Rove, I salute you! You make me proud to be an American!


unluckyluciano said...

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Bill said...

Clearly the mark of a champion of rhetoric:

Al Franken: Did cocaine, made up a bullshit excuse that he did it so no one else would take too much, perfect example of a hypocrite. He wants to run for the senate.

Hillary Clinton: Total bitch. On September 12, 2001 she brings in an Enquirer article that says "Bush Knew" for it's cover story and used it as valid evidence.

Ted Kennedy: Fat, drunk moron who's drinking problems led him to kill a girl.

Bill Clinton: Idiot, who engaged America in an asinine war that lead to nothing but assissting terrorists, while passing no effective reforms for eight years.


Rush Limbaugh: Did prescription painkiller pills, admitted he was addicted and made a conscious effort to get off them.

Laura Bush: Compassionate, witty wife of George W. Bush.

Bill O'Reilly: Brilliant guy who puts out a good, honest show.

Newt Gingrich: Worked hard for America during his years as Speaker of the House.

...and this kid is 15!!! This is what we're up against, folks.

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Ban-dingo said...

Honestly, Dude. 8-year olds.

But seriously. Billy such vitriol, while entetaining, scares me a little. How are you ever gonna maintain the position as the white Al Roker if all of a sudden you start to grow up and suddenly realze you feel ways about stuff?

Reverend Raheen M. Shabbazz said...

"12 year olds, Dude. 12 year olds!"

d. dunford said...

Hey kid, give my best to Greggie, Dougie, and the rest of the Hitler Youth...