The Hippies Lost! Condolences!

Where were the Kent State riot police when we needed them?

Please, if you have about 20 minutes, watch the embarrassment that is this failed NYU cafeteria protest.



Never (or at least not since the "Don't Tase Me Bro" guy) have I seen such an entitled little phonies. A bunch of angry trust fund kids with dreadlocks and Che Guevara t-shirts are standing up for liberty, you mindless consumerist sheep! They were prepared to stay in this makeshift cafeteria bunker for as long as it took, with nothing but their hemp pullovers and MacBooks to help them survive.

The outrage! The brutality!

Never have I witnessed a more pathetic attempt at "democracy." The guy holding the camera documents all the items that the protesters are carrying -- in case they're confiscated by these obviously FASCIST COPS, maaaaan! -- and when he sees a bottle of water he says that the cops probably wouldn't be interested because "they probably drink corporate water."

"Corporate water."

I think it would be hilarious if the guy holding the camera was given life in prison and then everyone else was given 30 years. Not that they deserve it: I just think it would be a hilarious overreaction. Almost as hilarious as this one was.