Oh the Minutes I've Wasted!

My 525,600 minutes? Most of them were spent:

• Drinking awesome beer
  
• Sleeping
  
• Not getting laid
  
• On the shitter
  
• Blogging
  
• Driving
  
• Pretending to work
  
• Eating delicious foods that were bad for me
  
• Clearing out my DVR even though I wasn't in the mood to watch the shows on it
  
• Calling other motorist "c--ts" and "c--ks--kers"
  
• Calling the Bills "a--holes" and "f--king d--chebags"
  
• Calling Republicans "f--ggots" and "motherf--kers"
  
• Sitting on a train
  
• Texting Willie with great/awful puns
  
• Not cleaning my apartment
  
• Not paying my bills
  
• On the computer
  
• On the computer
  
• On the computer

And the rest of it was just wasted. Ba-dum-BUM!


Happy New Year everybody!