Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Loathsome People

Buffalo Beast presents The 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005.

What a great list, with everyone from Karl Rove ("decidedly not a genius; he is simply missing the part of his soul that prevents the rest of us from kicking elderly women in the face") to Johnny Damon ("Going from the Red Sox to the Yankees is like fucking the guy that murdered your husband") to Oprah Winfrey ("[her] entire life is an exercise in self-aggrandizement") to Larry the Cable Guy ("makes Jeff Foxworthy look like Chris Rock") to George Lucas ("an awful writer and a shitty, shitty director").

I think I hate every single person on this list (except #37). Outstanding! I can only assume Tedi Bruschi was #51. Great job, Beast!

1 comment:

bojangles said...

I always secretly suspected that you hated God (number 13). Also, you aren't really Catholic. I been sayin' it for years, folks.