Thursday, May 10, 2007

Filthy Rodents

Who is this cute little fella?

His name is Farfour, and he loves to entertain little children all across Palestine. He tells them to drink milk, study hard, and encourages them take up arms and perform violence against Israel and the United States. The show is called "Tomorrow's Pioneers" and is a children's show that is produced in Gaza by Hamas, which we all know is the terrorist organization -- you may remember them for their suicide bombings -- that was voted into power in Gaza, partially thanks to President Bush's "Freedom on the March" initiative. Thanks W!

The show will air tomorrow at 4pm local Palestinian time, just in time for kids getting home from school. Here he can teach the kiddies such wonderful lessons as:

"You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists. Tee Hee Hee!"
"We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by the murderers. YAY!"

What a lovely little program.

Hey I've got an idea. How about we start our own children's program that teaches American children to put up arms against all these subhuman animals? (Face it, one of them dressing up as a rodent is a serious upgrade for these filthy beasts.) How would that go over?

Oh wait, I know how it would go over. With a bunch of howling kooks parading through the streets and burning things, seeing as how that is how they deal with philosophical and religious differences. Why don't we have someone dressed up as the prophet Muhammed getting happily punched in the stomach by our fluffy cartoon characters? That would probably go over fine in Palestine, wouldn't it?

These are not people. These are insects. It has nothing to do with their race, it has to do with their lives. These are people who have telethons for suicide bombers. These are people who decapitate prisoners on TV. These are people who have no culture and have contributed nothing to society, but instead myopically obsess over the Koran and Islam. Can a society that has never contributed anything beautiful survive? Can a society whose members are constantly blowing themselves up be worth a shit?

Would kidnapping random Palestinians and chopping off their right hands on camera be considered un-American? Probably. Probably non-human too. But that's what these unholy beasts do -- and worse -- on a regular basis.

If this is what you fucking children do with the power you have, then maybe you really should have none at all. Every day in the United States the Red Cross experiences blood shortages, yet these sacks of human debris walk the earth using up good platelets. You wouldn't be missed.

Of course, I'm not sure if it's safe to put the blood of a dog, snake, rat or any other sniveling filthy animal into a human.

These are not people. And where is the disgust from the Islamic community? .... I didn't think so.

Get your shit together you fucking fascists or soon you will find yourselves extinct and it will be your own goddamn fault.

[Update: this blog -- more professional than mine, of course -- has a YouTube clip of the show with English subtitles. Charming little fucker ain't he?]

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