And unfortunately for you, I show no signs of slowing down! (Well, except for the fact that I haven't posted that much lately.)
But in case you are one of those impatient types, let me give you a rundown of some likely topics coming up this next year, the end of which will mark my full half-decade of blogging. Just look what's in store!
- My reaction to the Bills finally winning the Super Bowl.
- Why the court ordered me to stop drinking.
- Top 150 stupid things I did in the past 6 months.
- Assholes who pissed me off that day.
- Assholes who I pissed off that day.
- Sentimental crap that only I care about.
- A picture of my fiancee and her name.
- The restraining order my fiancee put on me (aka Silly fights!)
- My night in jail for ignoring the "hundred feet rule" or as I call it "suggestion"!
- Delightful beers that I defiantly drank in direct violation of Onondaga County Appellate Court.
- I cooked something!
- Opinions, opinions, opinions!
- Oprah is a bitch, Steve-O is a raging douche, Ann Coulter is a "soft-C."
- President Obama: Black enough?
- How I single-handedly financed the Russian mafia by using their music downloading site
- I can't believe I went this long without embracing the majesty of country music!
- "The Most __________ __________ Ever!"
- How the Iron Sheik found a way to make me humble.
- The world celebrates Bill O'Reilly's violent and humiliating death.
- I read a book!
- Boy was that "Watchmen" movie a disappointment! You know I read the comic book like a year before it came out, right?!?!
And that's about it. So that's like, what, two a month? I can pull that off. Try not to stay up too late celebrating!!!! HAHAHAHA ....ahhh...