Four Years!

Sunday marks my fourth Blogoversary. That's four full years of ruining the internet with witless observations, dull ramblings and uninformed opinions.

And unfortunately for you, I show no signs of slowing down! (Well, except for the fact that I haven't posted that much lately.)

But in case you are one of those impatient types, let me give you a rundown of some likely topics coming up this next year, the end of which will mark my full half-decade of blogging. Just look what's in store!

• My reaction to the Bills finally winning the Super Bowl.
  
• Why the court ordered me to stop drinking.
  
• Top 150 stupid things I did in the past 6 months.
  
• Assholes who pissed me off that day.
  
• Assholes who I pissed off that day.
  
• Sentimental crap that only I care about.
  
• A picture of my fiancee and her name.
  
• The restraining order my fiancee put on me (aka Silly fights!)
  
• My night in jail for ignoring the "hundred feet rule" or as I call it "suggestion"!
  
• Delightful beers that I defiantly drank in direct violation of Onondaga County Appellate Court.
  
• I cooked something!
  
• Opinions, opinions, opinions!
  
• Oprah is a bitch, Steve-O is a raging douche, Ann Coulter is a "soft-C."
  
• President Obama: Black enough?
  
• How I single-handedly financed the Russian mafia by using their music downloading site
  
• I can't believe I went this long without embracing the majesty of country music!
  
• "The Most __________ __________ Ever!"
  
• How the Iron Sheik found a way to make me humble.
  
• The world celebrates Bill O'Reilly's violent and humiliating death.
  
• I read a book!
  
• Boy was that "Watchmen" movie a disappointment! You know I read the comic book like a year before it came out, right?!?!
  

And that's about it. So that's like, what, two a month? I can pull that off. Try not to stay up too late celebrating!!!! HAHAHAHA ....ahhh...